Will someone o(f)fer me a seat? Please😇☺️

do you mind if i take a seat on your face?

i think i’ll take a seat right here.

Excuse me sir, can I have a seat? 🥰😍

Can i seat on your face?

My ass is looking for a seat on your face

Can i have a seat please?

May I take a seat?

Looking for a new seat :)

Taking a seat on your face

Tryin to convince you your face is a seat

Nice smile. Curious if that seat’s taken