Excuse me, is this seat taken? No? Wonderful!

Excuse me, is this seat taken? No? Wonderful!

Excuse me sir, I would like to borrow your cock

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

5.3 with a 44 inch booty … sir mix-a-lot approved

May I have a seat on your face sir?

May I have a seat on your face sir?

Excuse me, Sir. I lost my timeline. It was 1923, could u help

Is that dick… I mean seat taken, sir?

Excuse me sir, I'd like to borrow your tongue (or cock) please

Excuse me sir do you have a face I could sit on real quick :)