Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat? 🥰

May i take a seat on your face sir? 😚

I wanna use your face as a seat

Her face is the best seat in the house

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken?

may i use your face as my seat?

May I have a seat on your face sir? [f]

May i do this on your face next time?

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

May I bounce them in your face

Can i seat in your face?

Excuse me sir, may I sit on your face?