Can I use your face as my next seat?

Sorry! I thought you were a seat 😅

do you mind if i take a seat on your face?

Excuse me sir, can I have a seat? 🥰😍

Can i seat on your face?

Your face would make a great seat

Can I take a seat on your face?

I'm ready to take a seat...is your face ready?

*points to your face* is this seat taken?

I need a new seat because this is definitely too small

is there a seat on your lap ...

Taking a seat on your face