I hope I can convince you to let me seat on your face

My ass is looking for a seat on your face

I need a place to seat, can i use your face?

Tryin to convince you your face is a seat

This ass needs a seat on your face

*points to your face* is this seat taken?

Let me take a seat on your face!

May me take a seat on your face!

If you’re an ass man, can I use your face for a seat?

Tryin to convince you your face is a seat

Your face looks like a comfortable seat

Taking a seat on your face