i need a seat, is your face available?

Mind if I have a seat on your face sir?

Excuse me sir, do you have a face I can seat on ?

Excuse me sir, can I have a seat? 🥰😍

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Your face is now my seat

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

My ass needs a seat, can I use your face?

May i do this all over your face and fart sir? ;)

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)