Excuse me sir is your face taken? I need a place to sit

Her face is the best seat in the house

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

may I take a seat on your face sir?

Excuse me, sir! Can I seat on your face?

Your face makes a perfect seat

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

May I have a seat on your face sir?

Excuse me sir… May I borrow your face for a minute?

Excuse me sir Your book is overdue 2 weeks You know the fine

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Excuse me sir, may I sit on your face?