May I have a seat on your face sir?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Let me seat on your face sir?

Can I take a seat on your face?

Exuse me, sir. Do you have a face I can seat on?

Your face looks like the perfect seat

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

Exuse me sir do you have a face I can seat on?

I need a seat, does your face work?

may I take a seat on your face sir