May I take a seat on your face sir?😚

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken?

Excuse me, sir... May I borrow your face for a minute? 😜

Excuse me sir, do you have a face I can seat on ?

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken

Excuse me Sir. Any room for me to have a seat?

Excuse me, may I use your face as my seat?

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Excuse me sir..yes you. May I use your face as a seat

Excuse me sir, can I sit on your face?

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