Excuse me sir, may I borrow your broomstick?

May I take a seat or is your face taken already?

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Excuse me sir, can I borrow your tongue for a bit?

Is your face taken

excuse me sir but can i sit on your face?

Excuse me sir, mind if I take a seat?

Need to take a seat on your face

Imgur Looking for a seat… is your face taken?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

That queen-like ass needs a seat, is your face taken? [F]