HMFT after my selfie with a train

HMFT after I slip

HMFT after I take a sledgehammer to the head

HMFT after I fail to rob this store <LONGER>

HMFT after i lose this championship

HMFT after I walk across the street casually.

HMFT after I get hauled by a U-Haul

HMFT after I try to be A Matador

HMFT after I go through some light tubes and sever a major artery!

HMFT after driver runs me over twice and then walks away

HMFT after the baseball bat hit me

HMFT after I do crazy shit on my bike