HMFT after my selfie with a train

HMFT after I fail at robbing a store

HMFT after i lose this championship

HMFT after I show off on my bike

HMFT After another driver goes through a red light

HMFT after a bull picks me up by the jaw (/r/holdmyfeedingtube)

HMFT after I hang off the balcony when her husband comes home

HMFT after this barrel explodes in my face

HMFT after I get stampeded over by cows

HMFT after I bust out this screen.

HMFT after I deliver this mail

HMFT after escaping a police car