HMFT after I walk across the street.

HMFT after I try to steal this handbag

HMFT after I scream at a building while standing in the middle

HMFT after falling off Black Bear Pass in Colorado.

HMFT after jumping in the middle of the road

HMFT after I go to this car meet

HMFT after I steal from the subway and run like a bitch.

HMFT after I get dragged 35ft

HMFT after this cop takes me down

HMFT after I win a beer drinking race

HMFT after I’m sandwiched between two giant rolls of paper.

To keep a bear cub as a pet