HMFT after I run with the bulls

HMFT after I walk across the street.

HMFT after I take a sledgehammer to the head

HMFT after i annoy a guy with a gun

HMFT after running from a fight

HMFT after I take a snap on the sidewalk...with jazz hands!

HMFT after getting slumped in a fight.

HMFT after I get into a machete fight.

HMFT after I get into a roadrage with a truck driver

HMFT after I choose the wrong fight

After a fight with the hot girl next door, you woke up to find

HMFT after I’ve been a d-bag the whole night and tried starting