Sorry I forgot to cook dinner how about ypu eat me instead?

I forgot to cook, guess what you can eat instead

I forgot to cook breakfast, but I have something else you can

I forgot to cook, guess what you can eat instead

I’ll cook you up some breakfast, unless you’d like to eat

I'm not the best cook so you'll have to eat this instead 😜

I'm not the best cook so guests have to eat this instead 😜

I'm not the best cook so you'll have to eat this instead. You

I'm not the best cook so you'll have to eat this instead 😏

I'm not the best cook so you'll have to eat this instead.

I'm not the best cook so you'll have to eat me out instead!

I'm not the best cook so you'll have to eat this instead 😉