Sorry I forgot to cook dinner how about ypu eat me instead?

Oops I forgot to make you breakfast, but you can eat my pussy

Let’s pretend you “forgot” your sack lunch today and you

Why eat donuts when you can have all this cake instead

I forgot to cook breakfast, but I have something else you can

I forgot to cook, guess what you can eat instead

I forgot to cook dinner, but you can eat my ass instead 👅

Oops I forgot to make Dinner..guess your eating my Ass instead

I'm not the best cook so you'll have to eat this instead.

oh you're home, im sorry i forgot to cook dinner, but I have

Oopsies.. I forgot to make some breakfast today.. I guess you

Oops…I forgot to make the pies…guess you’ll just have to