Sorry I forgot to cook dinner how about ypu eat me instead?

I forgot a picnic, but you can eat me instead..

Let’s pretend you “forgot” your sack lunch today and you

I forgot to cook, guess what you can eat instead

I forgot to cook breakfast, but I have something else you can

I forgot to cook dinner, but you can eat my ass instead 👅

POV: I forgot to make dinner, so I give you something more delicious

I'm not the best cook so you'll have to eat this instead 😏

oh you're home, im sorry i forgot to cook dinner, but I have

Oopsies.. I forgot to make some breakfast today.. I guess you

Oops…I forgot to make the pies…guess you’ll just have to

I'm not the best cook so you'll have to eat this instead 😉