HR gave me an award for employee retention...thank goodness they

HR gave me an award for employee retention...they never asked

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

HR gave me an award for employee retention...fortunately, they

I don't mean to brag, but employee retention has never been better...

HR gave me an award for employee retention...thank goodness they

HR gave me an award for employee retention...thank goodness they

HR might not approve, but employee retention has never been better...

If HR knew about my employee retention strategies, I'd be fucked