Shh, hope you wouldn't tell HR

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR not to worry, I've got employee retention under control

If you look under my dress I get to sit on you

Tell HR not to worry, I've got employee retention under control

Tell HR not to worry, I've got employee retention under control

Tell the truth, I look better under you

I don't know why HR's worried...I've got employee retention under

Come under the covers with me 😈

Tell the truth, I look better under you

When I tell you to go play under the sheets