If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

If HR knew about my employee retention strategies, I'd be fucked

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked...

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked...

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked