i think i’ll take a seat right here.

Excuse me sir, can I have a seat? 🥰😍

Can i seat on your face?

Your face would make a great seat

This ass needs a seat on your face

May I take a seat?

Oops, is this seat taken?

Are you brave enough to be my seat?

is there a seat on your lap ...

Looking for a new seat :)

Which redditor has a face that I can use as a seat

Your face looks like a comfortable seat