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New employee? Proceed to the rear entrance...

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

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Love doing it myself, but if you insist on helping who am I to

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Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

Been busted doing this at work before

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

You are late for work. Your boss is very angry and she's going

Tell HR not to worry, I've got employee retention under control