Looking for a job? I'm prepared to offer you some pretty fantastic

Employee retention's a problem. But don't worry, I've got a solution.

Mid day jerk off session at work. Let’s hope we don’t get

Snuck away from entertaining clients...to entertain you instead

Made it to my lunch break, but then the panties just had to come

HR says not to wink at my employees, but where's the fun in that?

Employee benefits...the better they are, the harder you'll work,

Just trying to keep office morale 'up' 😉 (mid-thirties Exec)

You can sit under my desk...if you keep me entertained (mid-thirties

Homemade Porn-fantastic Anal Doggystyle In The Chair

Yes, I'm hiring...now tell me about your oral presentation skills

Hiring has gotten tough, so I've gotten...creative 😉 (mid-thirties