HR gave me an award for employee retention...they never asked

Employee retention's a problem. But don't worry, I've got a solution.

Employee retention's a problem. But don't worry... I've got a

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

Employee retention's a problem. But don't worry, I've got a solution...😇

Tell HR to stop worrying - I've got employee retention under

Tell HR not to worry, I've got employee retention under control

Tell HR not to worry...I've got employee retention under control

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

HR gave me an award for employee retention...thank goodness they