I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

When HR's not looking 😏 (Mid-thirties Exec)

Had to relieve some pressure mid hike

HR gave me an award for employee retention...thank goodness they

If HR knew about my employee retention strategies, I'd be fucked

HR asked me to handle employee retention...Done and Done! 😇

If I ask very nicely, will you eat me out during my next Zoom

Employee retention's a problem. But don't worry... I've got a

Employee benefits...the better they are, the harder you'll work,

New employee? Let me show you what you'll be doing every morning...

Hiring these days has gotten tough. But don't worry, I've gotten

Employee retention's a problem. But don't worry, I've got a solution...😇