I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

HR gave me an award for employee retention...thank goodness they

If HR knew about my employee retention strategies, I'd be fucked

HR asked me to handle employee retention...Done and Done! 😇

Employee retention's a problem. But don't worry, I've got a solution.

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I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention...

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention...

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