Tell HR not to worry, I've got employee retention under control

Describe them in one word, pls don't be mean🙈

When I say “Let’s go camping” this is what I mean

I want you to eat me for breakfast, if you know what I mean…

Employee retention is my number one concern. This is how I keep

Fuck me like you mean it

I don't mean to brag, but employee morale is definitely 'up'...😏

Would you brag to your friends if I let you fuck this mother

I don't mean to brag, but my new open-door policy is really catching

I don't mean to be rude but My ass definitely could use a little

🥴 I mean they could use a squeeze

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention...😇