I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention...😇

Employee retention's a problem. But don't worry, I've got a solution.

Is this enough motivation to make you hard... I mean, work hard?

So, the thing about employee retention...you've got to work for

New employee? Let me show you what you'll be doing every morning...

New employee? HR said to make you feel welcome, so here goes

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

Employee retention's a problem. But don't worry, I've got a solution...😇

This teacher is ready for spring break

New employee? Proceed to the rear entrance...😏

A good employee is a plugged employee

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked