I don't mean to brag, but I think I've just figured out employee

HR gave me an award for employee retention...they never asked

Employee retention's a problem. But don't worry, I've got a solution.

Employee retention's a problem, but don't worry... I've got this

Employee retention's a problem. But don't worry, I've got a solution...😇

Tell HR not to worry, I've got employee retention under control

Tell HR not to worry...I've got employee retention under control

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention