[f] I like keeping these hidden at work, but the employee bathroom

(F) Would you hire me when I graduate nursing school? I'm a very

Your [f]avorite slutty employee 😛

I like to suck cock on the clock, would you meet me in the employee

My 'open door' policy slowly became an 'open legs' policy...and

If HR knew about my employee retention methods, I'd be fucked

Just doing my part to keep employee morale 'up' 😉

Tell HR not to worry, I've got employee retention under control

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

In the employee lounge risking it all

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

Tell HR to stop worrying - I've got employee retention under