Employee Peta

Office work can be so dull and boring, not to worry i'm here

New employee? Let me show you what you'll be doing every morning...

Almost got caught today but that didn’t stop me from showing

New employee? Proceed to the rear entrance...

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

Employee of the month

Fuck!! What Tits Yo!

HR said employee morale is at record highs...if only they knew

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

Not on birth control right now, you risking it

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention