your fiancées pimp said she can be yours the day you marry her.

She said she was into black guys

Do you understand why my neighbors are always looking through

Why watch porn when you can just watch your wife?

She was a Big Tits Blonde with a Cute face and Huge Natural Tits.

That I knew I get him even if he’s straight smile lol

Horny at work, I want my employee to take advantage of me 🥵

This was the moment I knew that I was a size queen 😈

When I said I wanted to be fucked hard, I wasn't joking.

I don't understand why male drivers don't like girl drivers

I don't remember what happened at yesterday's work bbq - my wife

Guys in gym said im too chubby.. you agree?