Hey there, just your neighborhood slutty Che[f] saying hello

Do you miss your (f)avorite barista? ☕️

A professional and a slut are my two [f]avorite things to be.

your slutty coworker sends you this captioned "the door is unlocked".

your slutty coworker sends you this captioned "the door is unlocked".

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

New employee? Let me show you what you'll be doing every morning...

New employee? Proceed to the rear entrance...

This is what I’m up to in the employee bathroom

Tell HR to quit worrying...I've got employee retention under

New employee? Welcome aboard...😏

Classy and slutty as always… I wish I could be your office