Just a pretty ass looking for somewhere to sit

I’m just looking for somewhere to sit my [f]at ass, can I use

Just looking somewhere to sit down

looking for somewhere to sit

this naughty elf is looking for somewhere to sit 🎅

Looking for somewhere to sit this 🍑

I'm looking for a face to sit on

I’m looking for somewhere to sit!

Looking for somewhere to sit this juicy ass down

Looking for somewhere to sit

Looking for somewhere to sit

just looking for somewhere to sit