Just a pretty ass looking for somewhere to sit

Looking for somewhere to sit this 🍑

I’m just looking for somewhere to sit my [f]at ass, can I use

Looking for somewhere to sit…. Is your face available?

this naughty elf is looking for somewhere to sit 🎅

looking for somewhere to sit on

Looking for somewhere to sit

Looking for a place to sit, is your face available

I'm looking for somewhere to sit

just looking for somewhere to sit

just looking for somewhere to sit

just looking for somewhere to sit