Looking for somewhere to sit, is your face available?

Looking for somewhere to sit, is your face available?

Looking for somewhere to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

Just looking somewhere to sit down

Just looking for somewhere to sit down

Just looking for somewhere to sit down

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?