I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

i need a chair, give me your face

Your face looks like a pretty chair. Can I sit?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I wish this chair was your face

Who wants to let me use their face as my chair

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!