*looks at your face* oh, can I sit here??🤔

Your face looks to be suitable for a seat.

Your face looks good! May I sit on it?

Is your face taken? looks good to sit on it😋

Your face looks like a good chair to sit on Sir.

I sit where I wanna and your face looks like a chair baby.

Your face looks like it would make a great chair ☺️

Your face looks like a nice chair.... hope you don't mind :3

I need to sit down for a bit...luckily you face looks like the

On our first date, I will “accidentally” mistake ur face

Looks like mommy is gonna use your face as a chair ... again

Your face looks comfy, Hope you don't mind when I sit on it