This fucking chair is trying to snag your face’s job

can i sit on your face instead of a chair?

I just wanna use your face as a chair

will your face be my next chair?🤪

Does my body match my face?

Would you let me sit on your face?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

Can I borrow your face please? 👅

Can I use your face as a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Can I use your face as a personal chair?

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it