Ready for your performance review? Yes, you'll have to kiss your

I run a tight ship at the office...are you onboard? 🙃 (Mid-thirties

I call this my "Zoom meeting outfit"...can you guess why? 😏

You were late for our meeting, so I got started without you.

Employee retention's a problem. But don't worry, I've got a solution.

Why don't we do your performance review a bit differently today?

Can we talk about your work load...and how I want it in my ass?

Hiring these days has gotten tough. But don't worry, I've gotten

So about that raise you asked for...😉 (mid-thirties Exec)

I don't mind when clients are late for meetings...I know how

It's always a good call to kiss your boss's ass...😏 (mid-thirties

Hiring has gotten tough, so I offer some pretty generous benefits...😏