Ready for your performance review? Yes, you'll have to kiss your

New hire? Proceed to the rear entrance... 😉🍑 (Mid-thirties

Would you eat me out during a Zoom meeting if I return the favor?

Do I have your attention now, team? (Mid-thirties Exec)

HR asked me to handle employee retention...Done and Done! 😇

Can we talk about your work load...and how I want it in my ass

If you've never eaten out your boss, you aren't working for me...yet!

If you call my office and it goes to voicemail...now you know

Employee benefits...the better they are, the harder you'll work,

Can we talk about your work load...and how I want it in my ass?

When HR said to be more accessible, this is what they meant,

So about that raise you asked for... (mid-thirties Exec)