Would you work late tonight if I asked very nicely? (Mid-thirties

New hire? Proceed to the rear entrance... 😉🍑 (Mid-thirties

What HR doesn't know can't hurt them, right? (Mid-thirties Exec)

When I'm interviewing someone and they ask about the benefits...

When HR's not looking... (Mid-thirties Exec)

If you've never eaten out your boss, you're not working for me...yet!

Employee retention's a problem. But don't worry, I've got a solution.

I can't take big dildos up my ass yet but I'm working up to it<3

I don't mind when clients are late for meetings...I know how

Hiring these days has gotten tough. But don't worry, I've gotten

I do my best work on my knees... (mid-thirties Exec)

Mommy’s been taking side dick for a few months now, he’s