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who needs an alarm clock when your have morning wood every day?
gaymersgonewild by uncutgaymerguy
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Who needs a welcome mat when you have a black bitch?
Who needs an ass in their face this morning?
Who needs normal sized dick when you have huge dildos? 😼
Who needs an expensive dildo when you have a fresh can of Monster?
who needs a pocket pussy when you have all natural lube and foreskin
Who needs a nurse student to solve their morning wood?
who needs a pool boy when you have friends like these?
Who would mind if I send you good morning nudes every day
My roommate doesn't need an alarm clock when I'm around