Happy Friday! I love skinny dipping, don’t you? Who needs a

Who needs wipes to remove lipstick when you have a dildo!

Who needs a life jacket when you got flotation devices built

Who needs normal sized dick when you have huge dildos? 😼

who needs an alarm clock when your have morning wood every day?

Who needs a pocket pussy when you can have a petite girl instead

Who needs the gy[M] when you have [F]ucks like this?

who needs a pool boy when you have friends like these?

Who needs a Brazilian wax when you can have a Tasmanian bush?

Who needs to cover up when you have a rack like this 😉

Who needs a midnight snack when you can have me

Who needs a Ph.D. when you have a Masters in self-pleasure