original post: https://redd.it/suyxia
Who needs an expensive dildo when you have a fresh can of Monster? 👀
trapsarentgay by rainbow-femboy
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I open my eyes to this sight each and every morning. "Open your
Who needs a welcome mat when you have a black bitch?
Who needs a trophy wife when you can have a fuckdoll you can
Who needs an expensive dildo when you have a fresh can of Monster?
Who needs a hair tie when you have a Bull to hold your hair?
who needs an alarm clock when you've got me under the covers?
Who needs a pocket pussy when you can have a petite girl instead
Who needs an alarm clock when you your bull stays the night and
Who needs an air conditioner when you have me around?
Who needs to cover up when you have a rack like this 😉
Who needs a fucking machine when you have Shaldon's fast fingers
