Who Needs a Fidget Spinner, When You have a VonG?

Who needs an expensive dildo when you have a fresh can of Monster?

Who needs a hair tie when you have a Bull to hold your hair?

Who needs a pocket pussy when you can have a petite girl instead

Who needs a pocket pussy when you can have a petite goth instead

Who needs a good girl when you have a good mom

Who needs a good girl when you can have a good mom

who needs a pool boy when you have friends like these?

Who needs Southbank for dessert when you have me?

Who needs a personal trainer when you have this booty to work

Who needs an alarm clock when you have me to wake you up [MF]

Who needs a fanny pack when you have a built-in shelf for snacks?