You need a new boyfriend.

Interesting game, kids.

That poor girl was about to s**t herself

A good friend would say something.

To be fair, it was funny.

*POW* right in the kisser.

Just let the man sleep, asshole!

I'm sure this isn't the first bad idea that this group has ever

You need a less competitive boyfriend

YNNF because yours can't take a joke.

I don't know what one of you came up with this bad idea... but

I guess you forgot to invite someone to the party.

Don't invite this guy to the festivities.

This kid is going to grow up to be a prick

This makes me cringe. She needs new friends IMMEDIATELY!!

YNNF because yours will burn your house down.

She's going to be afraid of anyone named Jerry from here on out.

This guy just realized how stupid his friends are.

Couldnt you guys just draw straws to see who has to buy the next

These are the types of friends that you don't invite to your

YNNF because "No, hell no" came without hesitation.

This is about the worst way to wake up

He needs to stop this immediately or he'll grow up to be a really

It sounds like they have reached a decision. They need to stop

YNNF because yours will talk you into doing some dumb shit.

YNNF because your friends are little to know help when you need

William, quit letting your friends talk you into shit.

This guy. Don't hang out with this guy.

Even though he was asking for it, this kid definitely needs new

Know your limits when hanging out with your friends.

YNNF because yours take revenge too far

See a doctor for a dislocated shoulder, not your friends.

YNNF because yours are absolutely no help when you need it the

YNNF because yours will scar you for life.

When you see that you are in this kind of situation, its time

Drinking and driving is never a good idea

YNNF because will mock your fears at your most venerable moment.

You need a new girlfriend/boyfriend when every day is another

YNNF because yours will get you in trouble with your wife when

There is always that one friend that you just don't trust. Aaannnddd

Why would you let your friends duct tape you to the outside of

Never trust someone wo thinks professional wrestling is someting

Let the donkey have him. You need new friends anyway.

If this seems like a good idea to your friends, get new friends

They knew that she was going to get launched.

Why cant you guys drink your beer the normal way?

one of them is bound to spoil your big day.

Just making room for new friends.