It was funny being in Alfie's body after the great shift- looking

I think I crashed a wedding (to be fair it’s a nude beach)

This booty was not meant to be hidden. It was made for one thing:

It feels amazing to be fair

It was the 90s and Tera Patrick was the queen of porn. She was

It was the first time she had ever been to a casting call. She

It was the first time 19-year-old Mia had ever been to a porn

It was a hot summer night and 20 year old Ebony was twerking

It was a hot summer day and 18 year old Jake was walking around

It was the first time that 20-year-old college student, Michelle,

It was a hot summer night in the 2000s and Sasha Grey was ready

When one of my neighbors offered to swap bodies, I scoffed in