They both notice that you walked in on them but neither of them
You are at work, thinking to yourself "I am the luckiest man
Your neighbors complain about all the noise you and your wife
She said she couldn't make it to dinner with you, because she
Your long-distance girlfriend forgot to end the video call you
Your girl made a little video for you when she was out "with
The moment she realized what she has been missing out on by being
Look at your little sister and all the fun she is having and
You walk in on her getting absolutely used by all your friends,
You know she never moans like this when she has you inside her.
It's not every day that your brothers visit you, so you let them
When your father asks your mom how did their son (you) turn into
No matter how many times you offer to pick her up after work,
You are so happy that your girl is best friends with your bestie
If you ever wonder why you are such a porn-addicted beta, look
You wanted to drive her home but she insisted that her friend
You were wondering why your crush has been walking weirdly today,
You beg your new girlfriend endlessly for nudes and she finally
The way she is keeping eye contact with you even when she's being
Your girlfriend has been buying you expensive gifts recently
Your boss made you work overtime again and when you called to
Your petite little girlfriend put on a show for all your friends
You know you aren't the one who she sends these videos to, but
I am so "sorry" that you walked in on us with her. I am sure
You were sick and tired of her fucking other guys behind your
You are home alone jerking off because your girl never treats
Even one huge cock barely satisfies your girl, you think your
You catch mommy being used by someone else but you didn't want
Be honest, sweetie. I know quite a few of you good girls would
Girls' night out huh? Isn't that what she said when she left