They both notice that you walked in on them but neither of them

Your neighbors complain about all the noise you and your wife

Your long-distance girlfriend forgot to end the video call you

You are at work, thinking to yourself "I am the luckiest man

You were sick and tired of her fucking other guys behind your

Your girlfriend has been buying you expensive gifts recently

No matter how many times you offer to pick her up after work,

You are so happy that your girl is best friends with your bestie

Your boss made you work overtime again and when you called to

You are home alone jerking off because your girl never treats

It's not every day that your brothers visit you, so you let them

You know you aren't the one who she sends these videos to, but