It's much too cold to be sleeping naked but I just can't help
Are you just gonna stand there or are you gonna do something
Wifey's away, let's skip work and play ;)
It feels good to let off some steam in the morning, how about
A smaller load for a lazy Sunday
Wifey's away, it's time for this dad to play ;)
Which direction are you gonna face when you get on your knees
Have a Ho Ho Horny Christmas
Can you tell I'm bored tonight?
I got myself in a sticky situation earlier
It's my birthday and the wife has left me home alone :( what
Who's hungry?
Ever tried your own supply?
Come and try some of my supply
Who wants a Thursday facial?
I don't have any fireworks for tonight so here's the next best
Who wants breakfast?
Sometimes you gotta try your own supply
Come and join me in the tub (bring some water too)
Do you fancy taking this instead of the mirror?
What would you do if you walked in and found me like this?
